Sunday I went to Target (oh my god for the third time this week. And I bought a bag of Halloween candy at every. single. trip.) because I needed random things like milk, underwear, and tortillas. Target is the only reasonable place to get all of these things, right?
Anyway when I got home I was unpacking my bags and noticed this got thrown in.
I looked at the receipt and I hadn’t paid for it. Weird. Obviously the person before me in line is missing something?
But then I’m starting supper and reading the ingredients list and realize I have everything I need. Except for one thing.
Oh my God! The universe threw me a bone after a shitty Saturday! I can’t tell you what joy this stupid canned good brought me!
Ah, but then. As I was opening the can, I happened to pull the lid off just so. And with one little flick, my favorite white t-shirt looked like this.
Damn it universe.